Lets face it. Theres nothing very sexy about The Donald.
However, there are many, many sexy things about the
idea of a celebrity apprentice: Wealth, fame, beauty,
and power. Not to mention the fact that when Hustler
Video decided to do a parody of The Celebrity
Apprentice, they chose some of the hottest, ripest
beauties in the business to portray the parts of some
very beloved celebrities.
ln Hustler Videos parody, there are two teams competing
for the grand prize: Theres the boys team and the girls
team. Now, in a way, the girls almost have a slightly
unfair advantage numerically speaking. The teams are
four (girls) to two (boys). But nonetheless each team is
competing for the same common goal: To win the game.
Brooke Haven is especially daring at the character of
Cyndi... You know, the girl who just wants to have fun!
One of the competitions is to become a homeless person
for a day and go around trying to get kind citizens to
donate money to their empty paper cup. Lee Bangs
character of Daryl (insert name of red fruit) finds it quite
difficult to acquire more than a few pennies walking
around on the street begging for change. But Brooke
Haven has no trouble making several hundreds of dollars
by her ingenious idea of just sitting down, spreading her
legs, and waiting for the cash to fall in her lap.
Other characters who make an appearance in this parody
film are Bret (rock 'n' roll), played by Derrick Pierce, Kylee
Reese, who plays the part of Donalds daughter, Dale
DaBone, as Donalds son, and Tanya Tate, as the ever-
sassy red-haired English woman whos married to that
musician guy who once ate a bat on stage. Jessica
Jaymes, Misty Stone, and Celeste Star are also
unforgettable in their roles portraying much passion and
Iots of Iesbian Iust.
Yes, THlS AlN'T CELEBRlTY APPRENTlCE XXX is a spoof,
but watching this film, its not hard to imagine that
perhaps some of the shenanigans that transpire might
actually happen in a situation very much Iike this one in
real Iife. Smart, sexy, and savvy are three very
accurate ways to describe this new parody by Hustler
Video.
